A hugely overweight Penn fan...

• Repeatedly shouts "DO NOT MAKE THE SHOT" as Pawel (sorry, I was calling him "Pavel" before, I think that's how you pronounce it) Buczak stands at the free-throw line. Buczak obliges, missing the shot.
  
• Tigers get the rebound, Buczak is fouled again, heads back to the line. Big man starts shouting again. I mean, he is about to have a heart attack now, he's all veiny and his face is purple. He looks like he wants to eat Buczak more than anything.
• Buczak makes the first, but, visibly shaken, misses the second, fearing for his life.